Hahaha.... thanks for making me laugh

you know whut's funny? I could read all these lines and imagine you askin me in your own weird humorous way wid a straight ass serious face in da back of a stripclub wid a bottle of heinken in the left hand and a bottle of jergens wid extra moisterizers in the right hand.....miss ya bro...where's da DVD nigga?!?!?!

1'hunid

good luck with your soul searching AKA finding the answers to these eight questions. Personally, i hope that they never figure out how to break down the skunk's defenses and wipe them off the earth... cuz then, someone could do the same thing to me... people i know, i mean.

i don't use gas attacks as a defense. really, i don't.

rudy, LOL

u should be evicted from your job since u gas up the bathroom and laugh at ur self...u geek..

Mm. Yehh. I kno. I was searching fer a bubble-tea pic via google.com n i happen to see that same exact pic. So i looked at the site where the pic came from, which happen to be this site...

hahah. bubble tea.

well hello there mister. luckily for you, i have knowledge of the answers to many of your questions. behold!

1. why yes, there are many birds that are scared of heights. take the ostrich for example. although it doesn't fly, one may definitely conclude that in the Matrix, it has potential prowess that may enable it to fit into incredibly small spaces. however, little do you know that ostriches are claustrophobic and cannot do that. therefore, from this information, it is quite obvious that this bird is scared of heights.

2. no, jewish reindeer are non-existent. santa claus claims that all reindeer are catholic by view of original sin stated in the Hebrew bible, which has been passed down through many generations by oral sex tradition.

3. porcupines do not hug physically, but rather spiritually. porcupines are one of those special creatures that are in harmony with the universe and may travel through time and space effortlessly, while we humans remain technologically inferior to these amazing animals.

4. crabs do not "meet;" they "know." all crabs co-exist with one another in an ecosystem known as "the ocean." this "ocean" provides "crabs" the knowledge of the existence of one another before they are born and dismisses the necessity of "meeting."

5. yes, and they often do for pleasure purposes.

6. filipino penguins wear barongs.

7. i'm sorry but i currently do not have the answer to this question. please refer to my book on sexual intercourse and be aroused.

8. in the evolutionary chain of a skunk, these unique animals have evolved an unusual but effective defense mechanism which you refer to as "farting" in the late 6th century BC. the Babylonians referred to these skunks as fartinus animalus which means "holy object." they worshipped these skunks and provided them with the finest grapes this side of New York. they used their "defense mechanisms" as a form of entertainment to these primitive, warlike people, and it gained their hospitality and they have since protected them from harm. now that the babylonians have been dispersed into another parallel reality and can no longer take care of these creatures, they must fend for themselves and survive using their "farting." it is proving effective against other predators because, as we all know, the majority of evil, bloodsucking, merciless predators are of the female sex and they are turned off by the predominantly male-gendered skunk's fart.

yea im bored as hell lol